'You know that you're obsessed with Technical Analysis when.....'
1) Your 6-year-old pleads with you to take him to MACD's, and you ask him what the parameters are.
2) A social worker is telling you about a patient who has RSI, and you interrupt to ask her if she's read Wilder's book. (Then there's this patient with a history of volatility....)
3) An MA is no longer a university degree.
4) Trapped in traffic at a roundabout, you find yourself waiting for a "breakout".
5) You're constantly losing at tic-tac-toe because you keep employing a P&F strategy.
6) A party addict is describing his LSD trips, and you ask whether his most recent high took out the previous one.
7) You describe an uneventful Friday at the office as an "inside day".
8) The best that lingerie advertisements can do is start you thinking about double tops.
9) While viewing the night sky with your hot date, you find yourself mentally constructing trendlines through the stars.
10) Your wife tells you she has PMT, but you can't remember what indicator that is.
11) You start thinking about your marriage in terms of risk-reward.
12) You stop buying seedless grapes because you want more pips
