[LandLord]

Erotic and Kinky
Erotic is where you stroke your lover with a feather
Kinky is where it is still attached to the chicken

[LandLord]

[mega_max]

Originally Posted by LandLord

Erotic and Kinky
Erotic is where you stroke your lover with a feather
Kinky is where it is still attached to the chicken

Aw, jeez, LandLord, lol.

[LandLord]

[LandLord]

[Marcuss]

Originally Posted by LandLord

Nice!

[ManStan]

My contribution to the thread:

One afternoon a lawyer was riding in his limousine when he saw two men
along the road-side eating grass.

Disturbed, he ordered his driver to stop and got out to investigate.

He asked one man,"Why are you eating grass?"

"We don't have any money for food," the poor man replied. "We have to
eat grass."

"Well, then, you can come with me to my house and I'll feed you," the
lawyer said.

"But sir, I have a wife and two children with me. They are over there,
under that tree."

"Bring them along," the lawyer replied.

Turning to the other poor man he stated,"You may come with us, also."
The second man, in a pitiful voice, then said, "But sir, I also have a
wife and SIX children with me!"

"Bring them all as well," the lawyer answered.

They all entered the car, which was no easy task,even or a car
as large as the limousine was.

Once under way, one of the poor fellows turned to the lawyer and said,
"Sir, you are too kind."

"Thank you for taking all of us with you

The lawyer replied, "Glad to do it."
"You'll really love my place."

"The grass is almost a foot high."

[mega_max]

[ManStan]

Originally Posted by mega_max

Do they really make such toys?

[LandLord]

There are 3 guys that are stuck on a cliff. God has gave them each one wish, so they can escape the cliff. But god says that in order for them to get their wish they have to run and jump off the cliff. So the first guy gets a running start and then jumps and says " I wish i could be an eagle!" He goes flying. The second guy runs and jumps and wishes to be an airplane, he goes flying. Then finally the last guy goes, he gets a running start and trips," SHIT!"